Mirage 2 Diner - BROMLEY

Had to walk out and leave the food, couldn’t eat it. The brick lane bagel is definitely mis sold, nothing like one, was like minced beef that come out cold, got sent back but was just microwaved and sent back. Then it was dry and inedible. Kids smiley faces were Peppa pig faces, not an issue except they were a dirty brown colour where they had been fried dirty oil, absolutely disgusting. Hash browns were the same, only nice thing was the toast. Staff were friendly but food was disgusting. Won’t be going there again.

I am not convinced by the negative reviews claiming that the dinner at this restaurant resembled a 'dog's dinner,' as it is a casual dining establishment and not suited for those seeking fine dining with silver cutlery. I have been a loyal customer of Mirage for several years now. The staff is very friendly, the prices are great, and the food is delicious and filling. I would highly recommend a visit if you find yourself in Chislehurst.

Went here with my daughter for some food , i ordered a jacket with chilli and my daughter had the kids meatballs which came put looking like dog food it was discusting almost like it had come out of a tin and heated up wouldnt even feed it to my dog mine came out freezing cold and not very nice abit annoying for what i paid i asked the waiter to change my daughters meal as it was horrible and i just got a dirty look and made to feel uncomfortable. ordered food from here the other day and that was just as discusting. I always remebered this place from when i was younger as haveing lovely food and friendly service but now its just **** wouldnt recommend to anyone ..... i think its about time they either got a new chef and staff or sold up.

The waitress was wearing a dirty apron. The food was really cold and, on top of that, both my companion and I got food poisoning that night.

This restaurant is a classic English-style diner with all the traditional favorites like jacket potatoes, omelettes, burgers, and breakfast items. The service is friendly and relaxed, the portions are generous, and the prices are reasonable. However, the food was a bit cold, especially the vegetarian burger. It would be great to see more options on the menu for vegans, beyond just salads. Additionally, offering egg mayonnaise as a topping for sandwiches and potatoes would provide more variety for vegetarians who may not enjoy beans or dairy. Overall, it's a decent spot for a budget-friendly breakfast, brunch, or lunch.