The Square Fish Café - Maidstone

Authentic atmosphere in a nice English village... Service: Dine in Meal type: Breakfast Price per person: £1–10 Food: 4 Service: 4 Atmosphere: 4

Please please start using real butter or at the least a decent spread, the last few times I've been in, the food has been ruined by the dreadful spread you use.... Food: 2 Service: 4 Atmosphere: 4

Absolutely awful I can't believe it happened, my 5 year old boy was desperate for the toilet so popped in to use as was always able to and knows no different only to be met as he came out of the toilet by the man who works in the cafe with his arms on his hip towering in the door staring at him and told him he can't use the toilet! This man not only was scary to my 5 year old that it made him cry but he was also incredibly rude to me. As a local and who family use this cafe alot we will not be returning and I will be tell people how he treats children Absolutely mortified it made me feel sick and my son so upset and confused. There is a way to talk to children this place obviously isn't child friendly and the way he was just staring at my son as he came out of the toilet and didn't speak for a few seconds really creeped me out.

Beware, this place only takes cash....very old fashioned values that are concerning!!!!

Handy little cafe by the square with outside seating, with some humourless and odd staff. They have Cheese and Chuntney sandwiches, they have Ham and Tomato sandwiches (all made by hand from what I can see), yet if you want a Cheese and Tomato sandwich it involves a board meeting which comes to the conclusion you can but it will cost an additional £1.00. Anyway, it was very nice, served with a small garnish and some chips. Meal type: Brunch Price per person: £1–10 Food: 4 Service: 3 Atmosphere: 3