Captain's Pizza And Subs

Permanently closed ?! We just called the main number to order the classic 28 and received a message saying the business was no longer there. It has also been updated on Facebook as Permanently Closed. My family and I have been coming here for ages (since the early 1990 's) whenever we wanted Pizza in OC. Captain 's, we will miss you and your heart attack inducing deliciousness.

Can I rate this place but give it zero stars!? We ordered from here because they have a huge ad in the local travel book, and a well placed magnet on the fridge of our rented condo. What a joke. Although, I feel like nobody is laughing. I have had a lot of pizzas in my life from the east coast to the west and even in Egypt. This pizza probably would have tasted better if camels made it!!! I have never had a flavorless pizza before, something that tastes like nothing until we ordered 2 large cheese pizzas from this joint. The pizza arrived and I was shocked at how thin the pizza was. They skipped dough with making these and just used the cardboard pieces that provide a divider to keep the pizzas separate in the freezer. My daughters reminded me that we have had plenty of frozen pizzas; and they have all been better than this rubbish. I don't know who provided the reviews for this place, but honestly if you are seriously patronizing this shop every year as a family tradition, your family suck and apparently doesn't get out much! Save your money. Totino's Pizza Rolls would be better than this ****.

Dont spend your time looking at the good reviews, they were most likely written by the workers. the pizza looks like it was torn out of one of those Rip Out and Fold pages in a coloring book. first, the crust was a thin piece of cardboard. next, there was no sauce except for a thin layer of red paint at the top that looks like it had been drying there for a couple days. lastly, there was an ever so slight layer of what i guess you could call cheese on top that was the most flavorless cheese i have ever tasted in the years ive been alive. all im saying is please dont buy this pizza, and instead save your money and buy a frozen pizza.

I never imagined when seeing all the amazing reviews for this place that the bad reviews could possibly be correct. Sadly, I was very mistaken. I could not fathom the concept of a flavorless pizza, until Captain's Pizza was delivered to our door. Opening the box was a real treat, and seeing the jostled slices of flat dough made my stomach give a questioning gurgle, as if in warning of what was to come. I rallied on, and grabbed a slice. I bit in and had to use all my willpower to not do a spit take. I could taste nothing. Afraid I had lost one of my valued senses, I tried a wing thank God, there it was, flavor. Again, a bite of pizza. There I tasted it bitter, sad disappointment. Don't attempt it. My running theory is that the positive reviews are written by the owners under various pseudonyms. Get a frozen pizza or order from a chain, you'll have much better luck, at a way better price. You have been warned.

I thought $40 for 2 pizzas, wings, salad and fries was a good deal. I would have gotten more value out of a box of used tampons. The salad was passable and the fries were unexceptional. The meatless wings were almost saved by the barbecue sauce. The pizza, however, tasted like a brick of uncooked ramen. It is so offensive to be served pizza that somehow ranks below old school dominoes and the sauceless, doughy mess of a pizza from middle school lunch. Have I been punk'd? Is this reality?